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I won’t dwell on Sarah Palin because I’m tired of hearing about her.

However, in case you need ABSOLUTE proof of her inexperience, I’m going to offer the most concrete example of her political obscurity:

Google search:
Sarah Palin – 3,400,000 results
Sarah Connor – 8,480,000 results
Sarah Brightman (who the hell is that, anyway) – 6,290,000

When Google says you don’t exist, you don’t exist.

The beefy chick (and completely imaginary character) from Aliens wins, followed by some Sarah Brightman, and with our bear-hunting, ice-carving, seal-clubbing Alaskan governor in third. I purposefully did not include the number of G results for obnoxious Sarah Silverman, because that’s even more embarrassing for Palin.

The pic at the top of the post is Palin’s city hall when she was mayor of nowheresville