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Damn

Can you recall the worst wine you’ve ever had?

I can, because I just had it. We picked up an unmarked bottle of wine from World Market a few months ago, and it rang up at the register for $1.23 

Awesome! Here’s the only review I could find of this mystery wine.

I opened the bottle for the Vice Presidential debates, because there was no way I was going to be sober through another Palin appearance. It smelled like antifreeze – sickly sweet in that artificial, petroleum way. If for some reason it did in fact contain antifreeze, I drank most of the bottle, hoping the deadly effects of the antifreeze would be balanced by the anethesizing effects of the alcohol.

In case that’s not enough of a review, the wine was terrible.  I have since finished the bottle over a couple of nights, but ever time I picked up the glass, something in the back of my brain started hurting.