Obama lied to me
Mr. Obama-
You are rocktacular and you wear awesome suits, but I thought you truly believed this whole “Change” manifesto.
So then why did you lie? Why, only one day after your stunning election, did my neighbor come back over despite a trespass warning against him, and why did he later that night bash in the windshield of my girlfriends car? Why did we then have to spent an entire day admiring the the piss-colored carpets of the downtown Courthouse Annex while we pursued criminal stalking charges and filed a protective injunction for Diana’s safety?
I need some Change!
/sarcasm