From poseur to hipster

I want one of these-

Hipster's Dream

Yeah yeah I know. You can all go to hell with your hipster assumptions and snide “what’s next, tight cut-off jean shorts” comments. Because you’re right. I’m going to become a hipster. I already have the messenger bag, why not the bike?

Look for me, careening out of control in Riverside, but complete with day-glo hat and ironic -shirt, in the summer of ’09.