Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Why do they call the land mass to the east of me The West and the land mass to the west of me The East?
A: I don’t know.
Q: Why are child zombies the most dangerous?
A: Because you know that no matter how crazy they are, you would have a hard time shooting one in the face.
Q: Why are pirates the new hottest recreational sport in Somalia?
A: The answer to that is obvious and I’m not telling you.
Q: Why am I so awesome?
A: Because I have awesome friends.